my room mate just laughed so hard he vomited. that is not the appropriate response to humour.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.
—Hunter S. Thompson
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Today i talked to a homeless guy near the train station. I’m pretty sure he was some kind of mentally ill. He was pretty drunk, and ranting about weird philosophical stuff. So I wrote about what he was saying.
fireworks outside my bedroom window for some reason.
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+ you fell over every few meters, and injured every part of your body jumping off tables, chairs, roofs, and stairways. then you kissed three really trashy women and got slapped because you were laughing at them so hard. holidays are so close.
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i fucking love this cafe, and i’m friends with the owner, but sometimes i remember i’m sort of paying him to be my friend, and that makes me feel EXACTLY THE SAME BECAUSE BREAKFAST WRAPS ARE BETTER THAN FRIENDSHIP.
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CLV
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last night i got high, then spent all night making up and writing inspirational quotes on my walls in pencil. i’ve spent most of today finding them and erasing them. i just found one that said “breathe before you kill the taurus.” wisdom.
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A 9-year-old boy who built an elaborate cardboard arcade inside his dad’s used auto parts store is about to have the best day of his life.
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